Send me a Carrier Pigeon

You can use the form below to activate my A.C.P.D (automatic carrier pigeon dispatcher), that will dispense a homing pigeon with a tiny scroll attached to his foot and that will invariably arrive at my front door within the hour. My pigeons will carry messages with questions, those with corrections, and those that just say hi.

So if you want to send one along do fill in the letter below, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible - but don't worry I'll send you an email back, after all I can't expect you to look after one of my pigeons - that would be silly.

Message sent! I'll try to get back to you ASAP.

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